HERE IS A DUET BETWEEN A SHOWSTOPPING COCKATIEL AND THEIR ACCOMPANIST HUMAN ON PIANO
BRINGING YOU A SELECTION FROM THAT FEEL-GOOD FAVORITE “MY NEIGHBOR TOTORO”
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i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck
“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted
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Jon McLaughlin - So Close - Enchanted
So Close - Jon McLaughlin
Guilty pleasure song from one of my favorite movies
I think I want this to be my wedding song if I ever get married….
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aye one time i owed the library like 400 dollas man.
it was the summer of 7th grade going to 8th
a nigga was stressed and depressed
walking home like
“how the fuck did i manage to do this to myself”
on the brink of tears everyday scared to tell my mom
luckily they had this program
“read away your fees” or some shit like that
every half an hour you sat in the library and read it took 2 dollars off
my niggas.
my mother aint see me for about a month and a half.
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Sean “P. Diddy” Combs seeing a $1 dollar bill for the first time in his life.
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runningwiththeredballoon asked: Aron, you're a faggot. And I love you :)
THIS IS WHAT MY LIFE HAS COME DOWN TO.BEING VERBALLY ASSAULTED BY THE WOMAN I LOVE!NEXT COMES SEXUAL ASSAULT AND I AM VERY FRAGILE!!And I love you too,bootylips.:)
once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year
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